wang hanger's definitions

Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005

chapper

1)A dermal abraision that's the result of vigorous masturbation.

2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).

Did you hear about that kid who jerked off so hard he gave himself a chapper?

Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.

by wang hanger May 5, 2005