keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

by von groovy May 10, 2019

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024

XAF

This is what happens when someone takes too much Xanax or Xanny bars. They are Xanax'd as fuck (XAF) and are incapable of much else but being babysat. Way too out of touch with anything that is happening. Yikes!

Maritza: OMG! Caylee was XAF last night! We had to take her to the hospital
Louis: LOL. Honestly. LOL. She acts like she's the queen of our hive when she is certainly not.
Maritza: That's cruel, Louis. Show some compassion. That could be you one day.
Louis: No chance on that. I just like my drinks and dabs. Tequila and Terpy!

by von groovy July 28, 2024

new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England

Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday

by von groovy June 23, 2019

smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 08, 2017

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

norph

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

by von groovy May 17, 2017