von groovy's definitions

keep my name in your pussy

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

by von groovy May 10, 2019

knockin' the pocket

To have sex with a vagina

Bart was bragging to his friends how much he was knockin' the pocket with Vanessa yesterday when Vanessa's brother , Vinny walked by. Vinny then began to knock on Bart's face.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

at least i'm not

The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.

Angie was really upset over her life and then said at least I'm not Cheryl...

by von groovy June 9, 2019

distrapp

Any one of many apps that people use to distract themselves from something they truly need to do.

Kenny thought it was awesome that he had figured a way to line up all his musical idols against big booby B list celebrities in the new CHESSty app for a match until his boss caught him and said that he had missed his deadline and would be working Saturday. Kenny struggled with this distrapp and many others.

by von groovy June 28, 2017

rorschach stains

the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.

Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

effortmessly

The is when someone effortlessly creates messes. They can be seen as a real fuck-up in every step of their lives.

Ian was attempting to impress everyone with his new religious stick. As he strolled into work he tripped over his sandal, fell forward knocking hot coffee onto Jill, and his stick flew upwards into the skirt violating Misty's area of privacy. Mack just stood there bemoaning Ian's ability to effortmessly ruin what should have been a simple and positive welcoming.

by von groovy August 10, 2024

Lie-tied

This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.

As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!

by von groovy April 7, 2025