Definitions by victor audley ramitupmyshitter

bean bags 

A mans testicles.

Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!

bean bags by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

anal beard 

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

anal beard by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003