Definitions by vashil

suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy 

when you're mad that someone actually is going to get their definitions published instead of yourself.

Wolfman, Toughest Guy on Earth alternate account: Gosh, I feel suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy.

suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy by vashil April 5, 2020

Urban cash flow 

a type of currency a Urban Dictionary user gets who is really good at making good definitions.

Jack: Yo, bro! I'm making Urban cash flow, you feel me, dog?
A literal dog: YUH BRUH! I FEEL YOU! Lemme read your definitions, bro!
Jack: Sure thing, dawwg.

Urban cash flow by vashil April 4, 2020

Cracklack 

a term to refer to someone who laughs at their own Urban Dictionary word and definition they made even though it's not funny.

Vashil makes words and definitions that he laughs at. But they're really just downright stupid. He is a cracklack.

Cracklack by vashil April 3, 2020

the discolored pill 

a pill so effective that when you take it, there is really no color. everything looks like water.

James: I just took "the discolored pill".

Dave: Cool, dude.
James: Your skin color is so clear. I thought you were white.
Dave: I am.
James: Okay, I'm trippin.

the discolored pill by vashil April 3, 2020

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters 

you know those kind of Urban Dictionary editors who put a message on top of your definition you make and list a reason why your definition shouldn't be published? draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters is a word to refer to them.

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters: DON'T PICK THIS URBAN DICTIONARY WORD AND DEFINITION! IT'S OFFENSIVE!
Literally everybody: OH SHUT UP, YOU DRAFTIDIOTWHOTHINKSONLYTHEIROPINIONMATTERS!

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters by vashil April 3, 2020

glorpy glop 

a alien from mars who did not fill out the 2020 census. it is used as a vulgar insult in martian language.

Forpy: gloopy gop forgy gogawag orworg, glorpy glop!=English translation= You didn't fill out the 2020 census, worthless crap.
Gorgy: :(

glorpy glop by vashil April 2, 2020