wackjob

Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.
Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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wacker

This is a person who hacks into a system and wacks at it until it's no longer usable.
He is no longer just a hacker, he has moved on to the wacking peoples systems to bits.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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bone

1) (v) To have sexual intercourse. "Your aim is to bone" -- Tribe Called Quest (Classic example of a date rape).
2) (n) Penis. "You can act like a doggy, and play with my bone" -- Schoolly D. (Another poem ??). 3) (n) One dollar.
3) (n) Core, soul. "I'm a rock hard trooper to the bone" -- Public Enemy (Louder Than A Bomb)
4) (v) To bone out, as in leaving. "They all got in the car and boned out" -- Smokey (Friday 1995).
5) (n) A joint. "Smokin' bones in the staircase" -- Wu-Tang Clan (C.R.E.A.M. 1993).
by VAKI5 September 14, 2003
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basket case

If Gloria has one more crisis, she'll be a basket case.
by VAKI5 May 09, 2005
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main squeeze

One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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artsy fartsy

Trying too hard to be artistic; an overly strong interest in appearing to be aesthetically aware.

From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
I don't like his paintings - they're a little bit too artsy fartsy.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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8ball

Cheap "Old Englisch 800 Bier" always in 1l bottle
by VAKI5 August 16, 2003
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