A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
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1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
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