uppo mclesley's definitions

inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

chippy biff

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop

i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011