jasnoozey

The act of sleeping in a Jacuzzi or hot tub

"Do you think that guy is okay? He hasn't moved from that jacuzzi in over an hour."

- "He's fine. Looks like he's just taking a jasnoozey."

by uncomfortablecardigan June 29, 2012

Wonderblunder

A mistake of or relating to wonder bread.

"What the... did you get white instead of wheat!"

-"Oops. What a wonderblunder."

by uncomfortablecardigan June 29, 2012

sunsmowered

when a sunflower gets run over by a lawn mower.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FLOWERS?"

" ummmm... I think I sunsmowered them. Sorry."

by uncomfortablecardigan June 28, 2012