Definitions by uncomfortablecardigan

sunsmowered 

when a sunflower gets run over by a lawn mower.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FLOWERS?"

" ummmm... I think I sunsmowered them. Sorry."

sunsmowered by uncomfortablecardigan July 1, 2012

Wonderblunder 

A mistake of or relating to wonder bread.

"What the... did you get white instead of wheat!"

-"Oops. What a wonderblunder."

Wonderblunder by uncomfortablecardigan July 1, 2012

jasnoozey 

The act of sleeping in a Jacuzzi or hot tub

"Do you think that guy is okay? He hasn't moved from that jacuzzi in over an hour."

- "He's fine. Looks like he's just taking a jasnoozey."

jasnoozey by uncomfortablecardigan July 1, 2012