uncle sam's definitions

batman

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something

1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!

by uncle sam October 18, 2006

jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

ucr

the commmunity college of the UC system....no spirit, no pride; i usually go to and from this place with an occasional midterm as if its a public restroom

full of retarded professors who probably cant even understand themselves.... some dont even know english

even the parking service is a tool of nazi robbery

aka china town.... cant throw a rock 10 feet without hitting a nonenglish speaking asian

im a biochem major at ucr who doesnt hates biochem

i learned more reading my calc book for an hour than all i learned from attending lectures of a professor who spoke half in chinese

my physics professor only copied down notes verbatim of problem examples in the $150 textbook

my retarded psychology professor failed anyone who missed more than 2 days of lecture but spent this time making corny jokes instead of teaching

fricken taps gave me a parking ticket for having a gold permit in a EMPTY red lot on a fricken saturday

by uncle sam December 5, 2004

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; A person who we should all strive to be.

Wow, look at George W. Bush. I wish i was him

by Uncle Sam May 13, 2005

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; one who we should all strive to be

Gee, i wish i was George W. Bush. What a great American

by Uncle Sam March 10, 2005

teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams

teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?

by uncle sam May 15, 2004

diamond in the back

a characteristic of early model cadillacs used primarily by the urban community that was popularized in a classic song, "Be Thankful for What You Got" by one-hit wonder William Devaughn and has been covered and sampled many times over, most notebly in rap songs beginning in the early 90s.

Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back
You may not have a car at all
But remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tall

Just be thankful for what you've got
Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back

by uncle sam November 5, 2004