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scanless

slang/ghetto way of saying scandalous
damn! dat was scanless!
by uncle sam February 19, 2010
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the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.
Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.
by uncle sam December 11, 2004
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ucr

the commmunity college of the UC system....no spirit, no pride; i usually go to and from this place with an occasional midterm as if its a public restroom

full of retarded professors who probably cant even understand themselves.... some dont even know english

even the parking service is a tool of nazi robbery

aka china town.... cant throw a rock 10 feet without hitting a nonenglish speaking asian
im a biochem major at ucr who doesnt hates biochem

i learned more reading my calc book for an hour than all i learned from attending lectures of a professor who spoke half in chinese

my physics professor only copied down notes verbatim of problem examples in the $150 textbook

my retarded psychology professor failed anyone who missed more than 2 days of lecture but spent this time making corny jokes instead of teaching

fricken taps gave me a parking ticket for having a gold permit in a EMPTY red lot on a fricken saturday
by uncle sam December 5, 2004
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jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers
i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams
by uncle sam December 8, 2004
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George W. Bush

The quintessential American; A person who we should all strive to be.
Wow, look at George W. Bush. I wish i was him
by Uncle Sam May 13, 2005
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lold

a play on words of lol and old for something thats funny but also old referring to someone posting a link to something that many people already viewed
noob: hey check this link out _____
joe: lold
by Uncle Sam December 20, 2006
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ATNA

He is an ATNA when it comes asking chicks out for date.
by Uncle Sam April 23, 2004
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