uncle sam's definitions

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; one who we should all strive to be

Gee, i wish i was George W. Bush. What a great American

by Uncle Sam March 10, 2005

jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

ucr

the commmunity college of the UC system....no spirit, no pride; i usually go to and from this place with an occasional midterm as if its a public restroom

full of retarded professors who probably cant even understand themselves.... some dont even know english

even the parking service is a tool of nazi robbery

aka china town.... cant throw a rock 10 feet without hitting a nonenglish speaking asian

im a biochem major at ucr who doesnt hates biochem

i learned more reading my calc book for an hour than all i learned from attending lectures of a professor who spoke half in chinese

my physics professor only copied down notes verbatim of problem examples in the $150 textbook

my retarded psychology professor failed anyone who missed more than 2 days of lecture but spent this time making corny jokes instead of teaching

fricken taps gave me a parking ticket for having a gold permit in a EMPTY red lot on a fricken saturday

by uncle sam December 5, 2004

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; A person who we should all strive to be.

Wow, look at George W. Bush. I wish i was him

by Uncle Sam May 13, 2005

ROM

read only memory
data that cant be modified

the world ROM has now been commonly used to describe various games that operate on various emulators

Noob: where can i download some Xbox roms and emulator!!!
Mikr: there are no Xbox roms that work on an emulator idiot

by uncle sam August 7, 2003

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world

generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u

by uncle sam August 6, 2003

teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams

teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?

by uncle sam May 15, 2004