Definitions by ugfest

CAPITAL ASS 

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

CAPITAL ASS by ugfest January 18, 2007

Autotan 

A person who always has a tan no matter what time of year it is.

Here comes Autotan. He is a Capital Ass.

Autotan by ugfest January 12, 2007

Capital Dump 

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.

Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.

Capital Dump by ugfest January 12, 2007