ugfest's definitions

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Autotan

A person who always has a tan no matter what time of year it is.

Here comes Autotan. He is a Capital Ass.

by ugfest January 12, 2007

CAPITAL ASS

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

by ugfest January 18, 2007