Xavier

An “xavier” is an individual who consistently outperforms others.

That guy is such an xavier — he does better work than any of the senior developers!

by ubergeist May 29, 2018

Deskie

A "deskie" is a healthy and totally normal social behavior in which a person covertly crawls under a friend's desk, waits around for a few moments pretending that they're in a tiny secret fort, and then does something to alert said friend to the fact that there is someone hiding there under the desk, thereby startling said friend.

My friend Jordan seemed stressed out and depressed today, so I gave him a deskie.

by ubergeist September 09, 2016