Definitions by tyler call

wompems 

Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.

"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."

wompems by Tyler Call December 9, 2008

damnesia 

when a good looking girl walks by you forget everything which is a severe case of damnesia

my buddy stopped mid sentence from a case of damnesia when the hottest girl in school walked by

damnesia by Tyler Call March 30, 2007

get housed 

the act of gettin totally fucked up that wakin up in a different house doesnt suprise you

Back in the day we would get housed and wake up in our nieghbors garage.

get housed by tyler call March 24, 2007

twat lock 

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

twat lock by Tyler Call January 6, 2007