14 definition by turdmeister

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.

A turdologist is one who studies turdology.

South African slang. An expression of dissaproval, dissapointment, or displeasure.
The opposite of befoklik

South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.

Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what

Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik

The arse end of the world.

Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.