Benjamini

A small Benjamin.

An exact replica of the original Benjamin in miniature form. Built to an approximate scale of 1:7, but with all the same domineering features.

Benjamini is to Benjamin as the net book is to the desktop PC.
Benjamini has Reubankle.
by turdmeister July 28, 2009
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befoklik

South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.

Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what

Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
"We're going to goofs for grub tonight."
"Befoklik!"
by turdmeister August 18, 2009
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Papsmear

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.
"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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PE

Speaker 1: "Where are you from?"
Speaker 2 (sadly): "PE."
Speaker 1: "Shame."
by turdmeister August 06, 2009
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turdologist

A turdologist is one who studies turdology.
I am a turdologist. I study turdology.
by turdmeister June 25, 2010
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shartoloading

Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.
"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"

"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
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turdometer

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists
The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.
by turdmeister June 25, 2010
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