Guy 1: Bro I messed up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cheated on my girlfriend
Guy 2: Aw man, that's a major fucktrain
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cheated on my girlfriend
Guy 2: Aw man, that's a major fucktrain
by tubby custard machine December 01, 2021
When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 09, 2022