Definitions by tubby custard machine

Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

Freudian Slip and Slide by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

Fucktrain 

A fuck up so big, you could make a train out of it.

Guy 1: Bro I messed up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cheated on my girlfriend
Guy 2: Aw man, that's a major fucktrain

Fucktrain by tubby custard machine December 1, 2021