trouble's definitions

ball-less

To have no danglies.Not a real man.
To be a spineless, whiney, balding, pussy with mommy complexes and other troublesome issues.

See Fidelty Investments. "Matt"

by Trouble April 9, 2005

granny panties

Nasty,poofy panties for either elderly women or uptight,sexually insecure,sex witholding bitches who are incable of embracing their naturual sexuality.They date men in finance.see the future of Matt Sable.

Matt Sable gets to look forward to years of unrelenting "exposure" to dating uptight frigid women who don expansive cotton bloomers.Pussy NEVER seen!

by Trouble April 11, 2005

madonna-whore complex

A shallow "man" who with an unnerving amount of Mommy complexes (because he was breast fed until he was 9!) finds a sexually healthy,independent,intelligent and beautiful female and runs like the sorry ass bitch that he is.Women who posess beauty, brains and also lack the typical guilt complex about sex terrifies weak men.Will be continued...

See also Matt Sable....a sad,sad little man dog paddling in the big boy's pool

by Trouble April 11, 2005

meatflap

Pussy Lips.Labia....the folds of a taco.

That bitchs' meatflaps reminded me of a roast beef sandwhich

by Trouble April 11, 2005

Dixie-Kicked

When you make a statement and people don't support it.

When i told my girlfriend her butt was big she dixie-kicked me in the nuts.

by Trouble October 4, 2003

koolkid

A woman with the utmost style who lives for bad 70’s disco, thinks she’s hysterically funny (even when she isn’t), and who loves the film, Fletch. Can be used as a descriptive noun or as an adjective to describe Lisa C.

Credits to Jeff C. 143

"Koolkid is dancing on the bar again." Or, "That girl, Lisa C., is such the koolkid after a few Midori Sours." Or, "Geezo, she’s a dork but she thinks she’s such the koolkid."

by Trouble September 2, 2004

Tweener

See tittyfuck

Did you hit it? Did she at least give you a tweener?

by Trouble May 18, 2004