Definitions by traveling salesman

Vronded 

The act of fluffing, or otherwise prepping random half naked men for various group oriented activities.

Danillio was a bit hairy but she Vronded him and he was go to go.

Vronded by Traveling salesman September 12, 2012

zipper circumcision 

act of zipping ones penis up in their fly and taking off a considerable amount of the skin

Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?

Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess

zipper circumcision by traveling salesman October 16, 2010

team asia 

The group of Asian foreign exchange students who walk together on a college campus, speaking to nobody but each other. There can be more than one group of asians depending on the campus.

watch out aaron here comes team asia just staring us down

team asia by Traveling Salesman October 6, 2010

vacation girl 

The teenage girl a teenage guy meets on vacation at the beach/campground/etc, that he inevitably falls in love with in a matter of two days then is heartbroken when they leave to go back home because she seems to be perfect

Man Casey just hasn't been the same since he got back from the beach. Must have been that vacation girl he met.

vacation girl by Traveling Salesman September 29, 2010

piss lazy 

someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it

nates bladder exploded today because he was to piss lazy to get out of his bed

piss lazy by traveling salesman September 9, 2010