Definitions by traps ain't gay

Vroomer 

An automobile enthusiast that won't accept a vehicle that doesn't emit noise even if its performance is increased by omitting it. Very similar in attitude to a boomer, and may actually be both simultaneously.

"Hey, did you here about the new Tesla Roadster that's coming out in 2020? It's going to out perform every other car."

"Sorry, I'm not a queer."

"You're such a fucking vroomer."

Vroomer by traps ain't gay February 5, 2019

Musk Touch 

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

Musk Touch by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018

traddywife 

Tradwife+tranny

Nigga, if she breathes, she's a thot. That's why you need a traddywife.

traddywife by traps ain't gay February 4, 2018