glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

by tory borty August 27, 2013

forbidden fruit

Someone who is attractive but is illegal or taboo to jave sex with, for example a family member, a married person, an underage person etc.

She's forbidden fruit coz she's married

by tory borty February 16, 2013

heterosexual marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage

by tory borty December 15, 2012

morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

by tory borty April 30, 2013

pointypants

trousers or pants whicch have a protrusion in the crotch area caused by an erection

don't poke anyone with your pointypants

by tory borty June 17, 2013

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 09, 2013

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012