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below barber

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).
it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first
by tory borty November 16, 2013
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easy to masturbate to

A comment mainly left on blogs or video sharing websites to indicate a video or blog was good
Cool video. I found it easy to masturbate to

I found this thread easy to masturbate to
by tory borty December 23, 2012
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Gaylifornia

A nickname for California due to its high gay lesbian, bisexual and transgender population
by tory borty December 27, 2012
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Christcentric

Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?
by tory borty November 14, 2012
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in gods we trust

an interjection used by some patriotic Americans, from the motto on US currency
One statement i hold dear is in gods we trust
by tory borty April 2, 2013
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the purpose of life

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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censorship

An admission that you have lost an argument or debate.
She knew i had the upperhand in the debate, so she resorted to censorship
by tory borty December 26, 2012
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