tory borty's definitions

navel hider

A penis thats so big it hides your navel

I asked me sister if i had a big dick. She said its a navel hider

by tory borty August 5, 2013

censorship

An admission that you have lost an argument or debate.

She knew i had the upperhand in the debate, so she resorted to censorship

by tory borty December 26, 2012

Christcentric

A biased Christian point of view

Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?

by tory borty November 14, 2012

sin

To have fun

We're about to sin tonight

by tory borty January 1, 2013

MW

Morning wood, an erection that is still raging after you've woke up

If i have MW i usually wait in my room and try to think about my granddad naked so my MW goes away

by tory borty May 8, 2013

the purpose of life

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round

the purpose of life is love

by tory borty December 31, 2012

in gods we trust

an interjection used by some patriotic Americans, from the motto on US currency

One statement i hold dear is in gods we trust

by tory borty April 2, 2013