opposite-sex marriage

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity

Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.

by tory borty December 15, 2012

poleman

A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection

Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.

by tory borty December 24, 2012

easy to masturbate to

A comment mainly left on blogs or video sharing websites to indicate a video or blog was good

Cool video. I found it easy to masturbate to

I found this thread easy to masturbate to

by tory borty December 23, 2012

below barber

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).

it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first

by tory borty November 16, 2013

Abrahamican

Someone who belongs to an Abrahamic religion

Do all Abrahamicans chop the tip of the penis of babies off or what?

by tory borty November 01, 2013

hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 08, 2013

tail hair

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

When he took his boxer shorts off the tail hair was so long, it was almost was as long as his penis

by tory borty November 16, 2013