shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!
1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself
by Tommo February 22, 2005
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ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.
"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"
by Tommo September 01, 2003
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