ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.
"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"
by Tommo September 01, 2003
mugGet the ugly treemug.

metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...
man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube
by Tommo February 21, 2005
mugGet the metapormug.