16 definitions by tommo

The source where humdingers are made.
"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"
by Tommo September 01, 2003
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a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....
wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink
by tommo April 13, 2004
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