8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.
Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"
by Tilly Tilly October 06, 2013
Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 07, 2014
A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.
*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!
by tilly tilly May 12, 2014
by Tilly Tilly October 05, 2013
by Tilly Tilly October 07, 2013
Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
by Tilly Tilly October 07, 2013
A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina
by Tilly Tilly October 07, 2013