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Urbstration

The frustration of not getting a word into the Urban Dictionary!!!!

I've tried to define 5 words today and have been rejected on every word! Urbstration!! Arrrghhhhhh!

by Tilly Tilly October 5, 2013

8oz burger fart

8oz burger fart occurs when there is no toilet during a BBQ and end up shitting in a pair of burger buns (Safety buns)
Safety buns are held under the fart to catch the poo.

Gordon: "Eaten too much meat today Barry... i need a shit"
Barry: "The toilet is broken..... Here are some safety buns!"
Gordon: "I've just landed a 8oz burger fart"

by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013

grape peeler

A grape peeler is a woman who likes to nibble the scrotum gently until she gets some dead skin.

Paul: I had my dick grape peeled 30 times then she just went home, does that count??
Mike: NO! haha, She just used you.... the dirty grape peeler

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

liquid estrogen

Liquid estrogen is when a man is so amazing he just melts the womans hormones, instant orgasm.

David Beckhham is the purest form of liquid estrogen

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

by tilly tilly May 12, 2014

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013