Definitions by tilly tilly

Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

Body Fart by tilly tilly May 12, 2014

Granny Marmalade 

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

Granny Marmalade by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

podium piss 

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.

I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss

podium piss by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

liquid estrogen 

Liquid estrogen is when a man is so amazing he just melts the womans hormones, instant orgasm.

David Beckhham is the purest form of liquid estrogen

liquid estrogen by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

grape peeler 

A grape peeler is a woman who likes to nibble the scrotum gently until she gets some dead skin.

Paul: I had my dick grape peeled 30 times then she just went home, does that count??
Mike: NO! haha, She just used you.... the dirty grape peeler

grape peeler by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

gammon satchel 

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

gammon satchel by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Burger fart 

Grab someone's burger off their plate, place between bum cheeks (clench hard) and fart on their burger. Screaming "BURGER FART!!"Sometimes known as a lower burger bite.

Quick Jonny has gone to the toilet *Burger straight off the plate to bum cheeks, clench and fart on it*....."BURGER FART!!" Place back like nothing has happened

Burger fart by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013