tiktok_sucks!!!'s definitions

smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.

guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022

tiktok

a "app" that is basically virtual cocaine. worse than snapchat, worse than fackbook or any other social medias.
a complex algortithim that basically hacks the human brain, and makes them addicted. do not download this social media program. it will destroy your life.

Spread the word: tiktok sucks.

hey joey, what has bob been up to?

joey: he has been watching tiktok

oh.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 21, 2022

school

a place where innocent kids "learn" useless math and reading bullcrap and then they frick you over with report cards and angry e-mails from the teacher.

some dude: hey, what did you learn at "school"?

guy1: nothing, i learn nothing at school.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022