tig ol' biggins's definitions

MTV

the reason why so many children are failing their SAT's and getting retained 4 years after they were supposed to graduate. also the reason why the future looks bleak for america, and quite possibly the world :/

MTV is the devil, and all the kiddies are eating from its palm.

by tig ol' biggins November 11, 2009

Parasite

Someone who loves paramore so much theyll do/say anything to figure out why you dont.

When i told my friends that i didnt like paramore, those parasites started hounding me and telling me that i dont know what music is, that hayley williams is like the voice of our generation and that theyre gonna let me borrow riot and everything we know is falling.

by tig ol' biggins October 3, 2009

Suicide Driver

when someone drives like a maniac on the street, as if it was a race at Nascar. The reason theyre called suicide drivers is because they know how fast they go, and if any little thing comes in their path, theyre gone.

That suicide driver almost hit me and two other cars, and passed the red light while touching 50 mph.

by tig ol' biggins October 6, 2009