crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.
Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch
by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007
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Pinky Promise

A promise where they vow to complete a task within the day that they promised.
He kissed me today because of a pinky promise made in the morning.
by Thomas Jenkins September 08, 2018
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