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Seamoth

The Reaper Leviathan’s snack

“OH SHIT ITS A REAPER”

“OH GOD ITS COMING FOR MY SEAMOTH”

by this username sucks April 13, 2021

Coronavirus

Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.

Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus

by this username sucks July 8, 2021

🫥

your father

🫥

by this username sucks June 14, 2022

Felfie

A selfie of your face, according to Vsauce

If a selfie of your butt is called a belfie, shouldn’t a selfie or your face be called a Felfie?

by this username sucks November 20, 2022

Creampie

A PERFECTLY NORMAL PIE BUT PLEASE DONT SEARCH UP ONE PLEASE

Guy 1 who is used everywhere: I wonder how to make a cream pie

*Searches up creampie”

Guy: MY EYEEESSS

by this username sucks August 6, 2021

F-R-E-E

That spells free! Creditreport.com baby! Saw their ads on my tv, thought about goin but was too lazy

Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses getting laughed at! F-R-E-E that spell free. Creditreport.com baby!

by this username sucks July 21, 2021

gastroenteritis

hell

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john

by this username sucks March 28, 2021