Definitions by they're coming
The Hogs Are Coming
A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.
Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
The Hogs Are Coming by they're coming November 14, 2022
Hog
A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.
Jim: Don't move
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*
Hog by they're coming November 8, 2022