127 definitions by thewesthamfan
by thewesthamfan October 19, 2003
by thewesthamfan October 27, 2003
1. "the british airways flight from nairobi arrives at 15.30 hours."
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.
by thewesthamfan December 8, 2003
the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
by thewesthamfan December 27, 2003
sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro
widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out
by thewesthamfan December 31, 2004
lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
by thewesthamfan November 27, 2003
1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
by thewesthamfan December 5, 2003