thevalleyboy 's definitions

istmfg

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

by thevalleyboy April 6, 2019

CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

Wendy

The name of the meth head prostitute on the show Breaking Bad. Wendy is a fiend hooked on root bear, and you know, meth. Wendy also has a nice pair of “pearly whites”, as noted by Hank in season one of the show.

Hank: How much do you charge for a windy Wendy?

by thevalleyboy April 1, 2019

St. Louie

A slang term for the city of St. Louis in Missouri. Popularized by St. Louis native rapper Nelly who produced a song in 2000 titled “St. Louie”.

Nelly: “Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie

Where the gun play ring all day (nanana)

Some got jobs and some sell yea'

Others just smoke and fuck all day…”

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019

iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

👀

An emoji used on social media, especially Grindr, indicating that someone is looking, or wanting to hookup.

Johns profile: 👀
Adam: Hey man looking?
John: Yeah wanna hookup?

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019

PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.

John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019