iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

by thevalleyboy March 31, 2019

CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

Link

To hookup.

John: Wanna link?
Mike: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

Cap a mf

(Verb): Meaning to kill a person, specifically (but not always) to kill a mother fucker with a gun.

Antwon: Yo Confandre’s bitch ass snitched on you!
DeShawn: Look like I’m a cap a mf.

by thevalleyboy July 12, 2019

qf

Short for quick fuck.

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

Thug

The politically correct version of nigger for a black person.

Anchorman: The thugs (black men) who ruthlessly vandalized this defenseless (white) suburban (rich) woman last night were apprehended earlier this morning.

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019