Featureable

Able to get featured.

Such as the kind of video which can get featured on youtube.
Whatthebuck was obviously highly featureable. Unlike that ScaryDAve guy at the thechurchofdave channel.
by thechurchfodave July 18, 2009
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unfeatureable

Can't be featured.

Such as a person who is too controversial to be featured on youtube.com.
thechurchofdave on youtube is unfeatureable since no one in their right mind is going to risk annoying sponsors by putting HIM up on the front page and saying "Hey look at THIS guy!"
by thechurchfodave July 18, 2009
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Autofriender

Any system which automatically ads friends on a social network system. Similar or even identical to a spamfriender, but not so much about marketing as just conquest, ego or vanity.
That guy has no life at all. His idea of making friends is spending time in his Mom's basement writing autofriender scripts for his facebook page.
by thechurchfodave December 15, 2010
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Lardtardic

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.
The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.
by thechurchfodave April 10, 2011
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Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.
During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."
by thechurchfodave February 24, 2011
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Topickjacking

The act of going into a discussion and hijacking the topic into some self serving diatribe that only the topicjacker cares about.
I was running a perfectly reasonable conversation about rabbit breeding until some topickjacking religious nut came in an got everyone worked up by talking about her theory of how rabbits are the evil demon filled workers of Satans minion.
by thechurchfodave December 15, 2010
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Munch Meat

The genitalia of either gender. A play on "Lunch Meat". A reference to the act of oral sex.
Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.
by thechurchfodave February 25, 2011
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