thechurchfodave's definitions

Autofriend

The job of a script or program which automatically ads friends on social networking sites.

If there is one thing I find annoying about social network sites it's when some spamfriender script tries to autofriend me.

by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010

Topicjacker

A topicjacker is a person who comes into a discussion about a specific topic and hijacks the conversation with irrelevant and usually inflammatory ideas or assertions.

We had a nice little exchange going about the idea of non religious ethics when a flaming topicjacker came in and attempted to make the entire discussion about bible verses.

by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010

Autofriender

Any system which automatically ads friends on a social network system. Similar or even identical to a spamfriender, but not so much about marketing as just conquest, ego or vanity.

That guy has no life at all. His idea of making friends is spending time in his Mom's basement writing autofriender scripts for his facebook page.

by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010

Sarcasticode

HTML code to denote the end of a sarcastic statement.

</Sarcasm>

I use sarcasticode as often as I breathe </Sarcasm>

by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022

Spamfriender

Any automated system for auto adding friendships on social networking sites. Or a person who simply friends people he or she doesn't know for the sole purpose of increasing the size of the friends list.

thechurchofdave youtube channel finally stopped using the friends list because most requests are just coming from a spamfriender belonging to some get rich quick numbtard.

by thechurchfodave December 16, 2010

Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.

It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.

by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011

Topickjacking

The act of going into a discussion and hijacking the topic into some self serving diatribe that only the topicjacker cares about.

I was running a perfectly reasonable conversation about rabbit breeding until some topickjacking religious nut came in an got everyone worked up by talking about her theory of how rabbits are the evil demon filled workers of Satans minion.

by thechurchfodave December 17, 2010