Fuck You

Meaning, "I dislike you strongly," in intelligent language. Used in these situations, not in particular order.

1. Heated argument
2. Child sticking their tongue out (means "fuck you" in toddler")
3. Used when friends embarrass you and you have nothing to say against it
4. When your iPod, computer, or other device freezes up unexpectedly.

You: AWWW, what an adorable little dimpled child you have!! (Condescendingly)

Baby: -Sticks out tongue- Fuck You!!

You: Smartass...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 07, 2011

straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011