Definitions by the_realistic_numbers112

Five Second Rule 

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

Five Second Rule by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

Topher 

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.

Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...

Topher by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011