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Standard Ponyo Unit. Derived from the movie Ponyo, where Ponyo is a small being that nearly destroys the world by being so hyperactive and enthusiastic. Used to describe the energy level of extremely hyper girlfriends--especially where normal energy units are insufficiently small.

2-5 Ponyos is considered the average energy level for a hyper girlfriend. When below 1 Ponyo the subject is deemed to be in a 'sub-Ponyo' state. While normally 1 Ponyo would be more than enough energy to last any 3rd world country indefinitely, this is considered a depressive state for such a being. At the upper end, 25 Ponyos is the localized equivalent of global thermonuclear war.
My girlfriend Asha just ate too much candy! She's now at 10 Ponyos and rising! RUN!!!
by the_git October 25, 2009
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