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A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
Get the shamoosh mug.1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005
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Get the period mug.A label stupid, poor, lower class, trampy people gave themselves in order to fit into some kind of steriotypical group (because all the other groups reject them).
They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.
If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.
simple as.
They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.
If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.
simple as.
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