the_end_is_nigh (myspace)'s definitions
Townies can be identified by the following:
1. 'Bling'
2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth.
3. Ciggies
4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant.
5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.
1. 'Bling'
2. Not being aware of any high street store, merely the market places that sell fake copies of items in high street stores for 1% of the price. Don't complain though ... At least they're only wearing what they're worth.
3. Ciggies
4. Usually drop out of school at 14, pregnant or having got someone pregnant.
5. Have the annoying habit of addin 'like' onto the end of all their sentences, like.
Me: I have nothing personal about townies.
Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************!
Townie: What a doing, like? Yooo wan a slap, like. B************!
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005
Get the towniemug. 1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005
Get the Sea Monkeymug. by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005
Get the sickmug. A punk style outward label clothing consisting as many zips, bittons, safety pins and rips/slits that they can get away with. Girls who beleive themselves rebellious or different don't tend to shop here, contrary to popular beleif.
Usual customers are pre-teens trying to look tarty, middle aged women trying to look young, or small framed chinese/japenese girls in their 20's and 30's who can totally get away with wearing these clothes due to their petite figures.
The tight jeans are really bum-hugging, so look good on anyone with a tight arse. i.e. slim girls, emo boys.
Usual customers are pre-teens trying to look tarty, middle aged women trying to look young, or small framed chinese/japenese girls in their 20's and 30's who can totally get away with wearing these clothes due to their petite figures.
The tight jeans are really bum-hugging, so look good on anyone with a tight arse. i.e. slim girls, emo boys.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) October 1, 2005
Get the punkyfishmug. A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes.
Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)
Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005
Get the myspacemug. 1. A rock related dance which involves jumping up and down in a "mosh pit" full of fellow rockers to rock and heavy metal music.
2. The most amazing feeling in the world, after sex.
2. The most amazing feeling in the world, after sex.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005
Get the moshingmug. A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
Get the shamooshmug.