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69

69 lakh of votes: the idiots who voted another idiot as the current President of Sri Lanka.

A: I can sleep peacefully knowing that I am not part of the 69 and I wasn't gullible to believe the 'we will save you from terrorism' ploy that gets used by a certain Sri Lankan family every time they are at risk of becoming irrelevant.
B: But...but...I voted believing he will improve the country.
A: Anyways, past is past. Learn from it. Never again. Now, it's time to kick these fuckers out.

by theCoolNoob April 17, 2022

Volcano

Earth's dicks.

Volcanoes are just earth's dicks. They erupt after getting turned on for years.

by theCoolNoob October 21, 2021