the wedding crasher's definitions

Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.

oh please don't take a turn to negative town

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.

Oh please don't take a turn to negative town...

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Knotch on your belt

The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.

Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...?
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not even wearing a belt... beltless...

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011