4 definitions by the waffletoday

Waffling Jackass

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap

John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.

by the waffletoday September 14, 2004

ted kennedy

Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.

See also Lemming

Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.

by the waffletoday July 4, 2004

Mooreon

(1) Someone who believes Moore's word is the gospel truth
(2) Someone who thinks Moore is a respectable person
(3) Someone who is too lazy to do research
(4) A Fabricationist
(5) Someone who gains favor with Hezbollah
(6) Liberals who confuse documentaries with fraudumentaries
(7) Someone that doesn't know their butt from a hole in the ground

I believe all propaganda because I'm a true Mooreon.

by the waffletoday September 14, 2004

JFK wannabe

(1) Someone who happens to have the same initials as John F Kennedy but is a waffling jackass that doesn't have 1/100th the credibility nor backbone.

(2) Someone who claims to be the Next JFK but doesn't share anything in common except initials.

(1) John F Kerry is a JFK wannabe.

by the waffletoday September 14, 2004