the retarded dictionary's definitions

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Tom Cruise

To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology

man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Adolf Hitler

Someone George w Bush strives to be

"Hahahahaha, soon I, George w Bush will rule all of the middle east, and then Europe, and its all for you, Adolf Hitler!"

-George w Bush

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

L Ron Hubbard

The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.

"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1

"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Dick feet

When your feet is Dick

"I have Dick feet!"

"What the fuck is Dick feet?"

"I don't know, but my feet are dick"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008