the real metro man's definitions

Raxive

To have the unstoppable habit of smacking ice-cream out of children's hands.

"That motherfucker Randy slapped the ice cream out of my nephews hands."
"He did that to my son as well! What a raxive cunt."

by the real metro man September 17, 2020

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

why the flippity fuk is it qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and not abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

"yo im so bored qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

by the real metro man August 27, 2019