the random dude's definitions

zhong di

The most mysterious chinese dude you will ever meet.

"Man, that new kid is such a Zhong Di

by the random dude March 4, 2015

Halo 5

A great excuse for COD fanboys to call Halo a COD rip off.

A COD fanboys dialogue in Halo 5 multiplayer

"WTF? Spartan dash? EXO SUIT RIP OFF, WTF? Spartan armour? HEAVY EXO RIP OFF!, WTF? Master Chief? ALEX MASON RIP OFF!, WTF? UNSC? SENTINAL RIP OFF!, WTF A STORY LINE?!?! THANKS FOR RIPPING OFF COD MULTI COLOUR SQUARE COMPANY! YOU DESTROYED GAMING 4 EVER

by the random dude January 7, 2016

Book

A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.

Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T

by the random dude March 9, 2016

Ben 10

The cartoon that successfully brain washed everybody under the age of 12.

Friend: DUDE! DON'T WATCH BEN 10! CHANGE THE CHANNEL BEFORE-
Me: DEHHHHHHHH... OMNITRIX... MUST... TRANSFORM INTO... DEHHHHHHH...

by the random dude March 9, 2016