Definitions by the professional yarter

Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

Zoom-Mitzvah by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Word 

letters arranged in a particular order to form sounds with meanings, usually strung together into sentences

“I don’t like the word ‘word’”

Word by the professional yarter December 7, 2020

yart

the act of jumping from rock to rock while surrounded by a body of water.

I’m going yarting!

yart by the professional yarter November 13, 2020

Yart

jumping from rock to rock, as each rock is surrounded by water.

I’m going yarting!

Yart by the professional yarter November 13, 2020