the pope's definitions

heist

1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location

2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.

1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.

2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.

by the pope June 8, 2004

g

a gram of stuff

i just smoked a whole g in one fattie

by the pope January 3, 2007

bandy

thumb

thick as FUCK

by the pope March 25, 2003

red

A kind of marijuana, usually from Jamaica, with red hairs on the leaves. Overrated according to some, usually brought back to this country inside hollowed-out candles by tourists, under the impression that it is of exceptionally high quality, by virtue of it's being from Jamaica.

Most kids at this high school talk a lot about weed, while knowing shit about it. They could get a hold of some 6-week-old Jamaican red and think they were smoking some kind herb.

by the pope June 6, 2004

Nostradumbass

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.

Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"

by the pope June 8, 2004

OSURAL LEINAD

Latin for 'The Devil is my sanctuary'

phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary

by The pope April 30, 2004

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004