the pope's definitions

scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

by the pope March 25, 2003

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

vagina

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.

by The Pope April 5, 2005

copperhead

A post-civil-war, Southern sympathiser, possibly a conspirator.

There were many copperheads in Congress, trying to bring about a de-facto form of slavery, following the Civil War.

by the pope June 11, 2004

J.K Rowling

i like cheese

mememememmeeme

by the pope October 19, 2003

honky-G

A white boy or man, usually with blonde hair and blue eyes, who dresses in traditional gangsta garb popularised by rap videos. Often seen strutting around with an exagerated gangster swagger, with one pant leg rolled up, and a hat to the side. Often seen in high-schools. Sometimes sport really bad tattoos.

See also wannabe, wigger.

Melvin used to be cool, but now he's a honky-G, calling his girlfriend his "bitch", selling Soma and walking all ridiculous, like he was in a Trick Daddy video.

by the pope June 11, 2004