2 definitions by the mystery nigga

Mad dick

A bothersome act or event

Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:

by the mystery nigga August 27, 2021

A.B.D

Average Beats per Day (referring to beating ones dick)

Yo bro my nigga jeff has an A.B.D of 12 he's a fucking crazy savage.

by the mystery nigga February 7, 2017