Definitions by the mooseman

penis relative 

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

penis relative by the mooseman August 3, 2019

Trogging 

The act of clicking through a social media network or library interface with no real intended destination.

"I was trogging through Spotify the other day and I found some incredible music."

"I'm going to trog Facebook until I find 'the one'"
"I found this cool tony stark wiki article when I trogged on the Marvel article"

Trogging by the mooseman May 13, 2014

S.W.A.T. 

Suburban White Alcoholic Trash

Another phrase to use instead of White Trash.

S.W.A.T. by The Mooseman May 21, 2004