3 definitions by the legendary marmot
The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 13, 2008
The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!
by the legendary marmot February 12, 2008
A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008