3 definitions by the jewelhammer

pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

by the jewelhammer November 27, 2006

muffin loaf

ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass

frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!

by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006

jagfest

A congregation of large, roman-catholic, mexican families in a parking lot, all whistling at heinas and blasting mariachi from lettuce filles trucks while eating onions like apples.

wal-mart is always a jagfest.

by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006