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Definitions by the jewelhammer

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.
... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!
pootwat by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

muffin loaf

ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass
frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!
muffin loaf by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006
A congregation of large, roman-catholic, mexican families in a parking lot, all whistling at heinas and blasting mariachi from lettuce filles trucks while eating onions like apples.
wal-mart is always a jagfest.
jagfest by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006