the jesus's definitions

dirty pillow fuck

what my friend joey does to pleasure himself... involves a pillow and a friend that can keep a secret

chip... don't tell anyone about our dirty pillow fuck, ok?

by the jesus May 31, 2003

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

RIKETS

The underground touring titans "RIKETS" is a heavy metal/industrial band of Ohio origin.
Known to be a "Rockstar bootcamp" that has spawned a laundry list of notable talent.

Past touring Members have gone on to bands like, DOPE, Nonpoint, Texas Hippie Coalition, All Hail The Yeti, Eye Empire, Powerman5000 and Hail Sagan.

Active 2003-2010

( Debut offering : "Anything for the devil" 2004 Corporate punishment/E1/Navarre/Koch records)

( Follow up -"All American Death Cult" 2010 - BurnhillUnion/E1 records

Hiatus 2010 - 2020.

In 2021 the band is poised for new music via GODSIZE records www.godsizerecs.com

RIKETS is a legendary metal band

RIKETS sounds like ear sex
RIKETS has toured more dates than your favorite rapper.

by The Jesus January 8, 2021

black cock of death

aka BCOF
a huge massive cock, resembling that of a black man's COCK.

don't fuckin' mess with me or I'll own you with the black cock of death!

by the jesus November 21, 2004

cho cha

Slang in Spanish for vagina. Used by a variety of Spanish speaking countries and ethnicities.
See cha cha

1. My verga wants to get into her cho cha.
2. My mother-in-law called the dog a cho cha, because he ran away from the cat.

by the jesus February 23, 2004