Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the gipper

Beshitted Fuckstumble

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

Merch

Acronym for non-dominant hand job. Often done with an oven mitt. If done properly, it is totally not gay.

Kartik gave me an NDHJ after a few drinks but he’s still mostly heterosexual l

NDHJ by The Gipper October 12, 2018

Merch

A school for those who did not get accepted to the University of Notre Dame

What do Notre Dame students and Boston College students have in common?

They both got into Boston College

Merch