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Definitions by the fury 13

Lord of flies 

Another name that Beelzebub worshipers have for Beelzebub because his priest sometimes study the behavior of flies to predict the future.
Lord of flies by The Fury 13 October 15, 2010

Do I look pale to you? 

A question a white person should never ask a black person. Either all white people look pale to them or they have never looked close enough to tell.
White guy: I don't feel so good. Do I look pale to you?
Black guy: You all ways look pale to me.

Asmodeusism

A belief in Asmodeus worship whether or not you practice it and/or in Asmodeus as a supernatural being who is a god of sex.
Do you believe in Asmodeusism.
Asmodeusism by The Fury 13 October 2, 2010
In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.
Are you going to the Beelzebub feast tonight?
Beelzebub by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.
Blow your ass horn by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

Porn actress dating site 

Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.
I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.

Beelzebub worship 

A religion that is very closely related to satanism and the style of worship is the same. Except in Beelzebub worship they have huge feast in hornor of and to worship Beelzebub that goes on all night. When each worshiper is full they go to a vomitorium to get rid of all that food and then go back for more which they often do all night and go back for more food.They also have sex at the feast.
Beelzebub worship by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010