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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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Saudi Arabia

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.
Saudi Arabia is rich from stumbling apon the world's greatest oil feilds, but they are really just simple and closed minded, uneducated, lacking all style, shallow, and extreme.
by the funny one September 16, 2018
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BBW

"Big beautiful woman". This does not mean fat. Too fat is a thing. But bbw is what women think is too fat, but us really great curves "ass, tits, thighs"and not too much fat on the other parts to take the curves away, but still a good bit, cause need to look human, and soft is always good on women
Man how o would love to buttfuck a bbw doggystyle, and feel that soft, fun, comforting as on my pelvis
by the funny one June 26, 2016
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Conspirifuck

Someone who takes small details and fathoms wild conspiracies from them. These people tend to be extremely liberal, extremely conservative, or to insane to think about such worldly topics. These people use wild conspirisis to avoid dealing with the real issues of the world.
Normal person: man. It's really sad with all the drama going on between Cops and African Americans

Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food
by the funny one July 19, 2016
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Decadence

Literally meaning decline and decay it is usually used to refer to the decay of a society. However decadence is a very subjective term and is usually used by square control freaks who only like the simple and wholesome and believe that anything edgy or creative will lead to chaos.
Snobby complainer: words are starting to be used differently and couples are having anal sex which is wrong even though is is safe and usually consensual. And Mexicans are coming in and threatening to destroy our trafitional values whatever that means.Oh the decadence. Soon our civilization will decay into anarchy.
by the funny one August 3, 2017
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
mugGet the nose jobmug.

booty worship

The religious system involving the devotion to the great and awesome female gluteus maximus.
Now gentlemen and lesbians. Let us all stand for our daily booty worship
by the funny one September 9, 2016
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