Skip to main content

Definitions by the funny one

Drama Queen 

A girl who is very bored and therefore causes completely unnecessary drama to keep things interesting. I learned from my little sister. It is strange cause I have never experienced this amount girls. I guess they don't do it to guys, just like guys don't say "fuck you you fuck" to girls like we say to each other
Drama Queen: OMG. Amy is dating Kyle. I CANNOT be friends with her. I dated Kyle four years ago.
Drama Queen by the funny one July 30, 2016
A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
Damn, Daniela is fertile
Fertile by the funny one July 24, 2016

Conspirifuck 

Someone who takes small details and fathoms wild conspiracies from them. These people tend to be extremely liberal, extremely conservative, or to insane to think about such worldly topics. These people use wild conspirisis to avoid dealing with the real issues of the world.
Normal person: man. It's really sad with all the drama going on between Cops and African Americans

Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food
Conspirifuck by the funny one July 19, 2016
When something is awesome and/or actionpacked/stimilating. Derives from hiw people feel when on marajuna, since marajuna must be LIT foe most forms of consumption to work.
When this joint is lit, this music will get lit
Lit by the funny one July 18, 2016
"Big beautiful woman". This does not mean fat. Too fat is a thing. But bbw is what women think is too fat, but us really great curves "ass, tits, thighs"and not too much fat on the other parts to take the curves away, but still a good bit, cause need to look human, and soft is always good on women
Man how o would love to buttfuck a bbw doggystyle, and feel that soft, fun, comforting as on my pelvis
BBW by the funny one June 26, 2016
Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
nose job by the funny one February 13, 2015
Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
nose job by the funny one February 13, 2015