the evil steve's definitions

size 9'd

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.

Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."

by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005

MILF

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.

"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

infestivities

A party or event you aren't particularly pleased about hosting. Usually work related, but could filter down to family- or roommate-based gatherings.

Coffee is ready in the board room, mugs and donuts are all lined up, and I can smell the investment bankers and lawyers on their way to finalize the merger. When do the infestivities officially begin?

by The Evil Steve September 23, 2016

deutschebag

A Euro (preferably a German) who gets all snooty about how much better / more artistic / more well-crafted things are back on the Continent than over here (US, Canada, hell - England can play along too!).

Uwe can't drink a Blue without going on a diatribe about how much better his precious Warsteiner is - what a deutschebag!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

sirmixalotropia

A metabolic condition which causes ladies to carry extra weight in the gluteus maximii, thus causing Baby to have Back.

Sirmixalotropia is the condition which elicits a springing response when a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face.

by The Evil Steve July 15, 2011

mangina

1) Derisive term for a man's feminine side - especially when he's picky, touchy or emotional about something seemingly minor.
2) The bumhole - almost always a man's, and usually used in a prison-dating context.

1) Jesus, Steve, all I said was your car needs washed... you didn't have to flash me your mangina!
2) You got sentenced to three years in State? Guard your mangina and don't drop the soap.

by The Evil Steve September 23, 2005

IF

Verb: To fail a class due to incompete coursework - often listed as I/F on grade reports. Common plight of the second semester college freshman finally hitting his/her party schwerve.

Dude! I totally forgot I registered for these three classes... I totally IFfed the bastards. Shit! Oh, well - pass the bong.

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005